Why can’t rappers rap about nice things? 

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
  • collection of politely worded love letters.

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via naomi-loveless)

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