stopharry2013: the fedora is gonna reel you all in
multipack: can bob the builder fix my grades
galaxys4: [on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
jadefinitelyspooky: hobbies including impersonating the way nick jonas says red dress
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
shavingryansprivates: no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
moriartyisaprincess: barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF. IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS. I’m working on it
cybercum: swimming-with-turtl3s: cybercum: you know that feeling when someone you care about is sad and you want to help but you know you’d make it worse ya i hate that feeling I always follow back, promise guys she follows back, don’t miss your chance!!
piratemalik: harry styles spends either thousands of dollars on his leather jackets or $6 at thrift stores there is no middle ground when you’re a hipster millionaire
rumour: Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope
An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship....– Goi Nasu (via electric-wish)
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go why the fuck did nobody punch me in the face
broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul